It is a well known fact that I have been known to take power naps in the break room at work. It takes about 10 minutes of my 30 minute lunch break. So when I saw this list I had to share. I am not sure who wrote it but you will see that it is mighty funny.
The Top Ten Things To Say When Caught Sleeping At Your Desk
10. “They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen..”
9. “This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about
in the time management course you sent me to!”
in the time management course you sent me to!”
8. “Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You
probably got here just in time.”
probably got here just in time.”
7. “I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission
statement and envisioning a new business strategy.”
statement and envisioning a new business strategy.”
6. “I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.”
5. “I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to
relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory
toward people who practice Yoga?”
relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory
toward people who practice Yoga?”
4. “Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured
out how to handle that big accounting problem.”
out how to handle that big accounting problem.”
3. “Did you ever notice sound coming out of these
keyboards when you put your ear down real close?”
keyboards when you put your ear down real close?”
2. “Who put decaf in the wrong pot?!?”
AND THE NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught
sleeping at your desk……..
sleeping at your desk……..
1. Raise your head slowly and say, “… Amen.”
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